Guy-liner, Sick and Crying!!!

Ok so yesterday when I said the party was gonna be messy I certainly wasnt thinking in a literal sense!!! I was so excited all night and all day about the impending party last night that I was agitated at work when customers walked in at 6 O'Clock even!!! Everyone got the sob story about how poor little me had to work a few hours instead of being at her little brothers birthday drinks do!!! Consider tho that I had to book it off a month or so in advance and someone got there before me so I couldnt have the entire evening I was a little bit miffed!!!
Anyway I get there 21:05 having rushed round like a blue assed fly to get the other half of my outfit left half way across town! I spose it helped that I chose my outfit two weeks ago!!! Anyway I get into the usual rhythm of things socialising like mad with old school friends, new acquaintances and those I've met a few times before a right little social whirlwind I was in the excitement of the evening! Sort of disappointed with the lack of uniform tho that I was so eagerly expecting! However that, that was there got a right ribbing for his apparent look of wearing Guy-liner!!! Haha! I have never seen anyone who has such dark but short eyelashes that it looks that way and boy did I have fun with it well I gotta get my kicks from somewhere.
The evening progressed in the company of a friend of mine from primary school who was trying to give me lessons in flirting!!! I didnt have the heart to tell her that as lovely as she is her taste in men (50 year old men!) sort of doesnt really go down so well with people who are drunk! She herself was bladdered! further evening progression was to go to the next bar, however this...ahem...was where my night ended, I never made it to the next bar due to the fact that one who shall not be named decided to share the contents of his stomach with the pub floor!!! Nnnniiiiiiiiccccccceeeee! And me being the good friend that I am (and the only one with a car!) had the...ahem...honour of returning the "heroically saving" favour! After numerous phone calls from those still scaling the town to make sure that he hadnt died on the journey home or worse still shared further contents of his KFC with my car I was branded an absolute Legend! To damn right cos once in the house I wasnt lucky enough to get away with being over the worst of it!!! NOT BY ANY MEANS!!! :-s
Consequently my evening was over I could have rejoined the others however by all accounts I was probably luckier to be where I was whole pieces of chicken and all, 4 of the 6 girls out decided to cry over boys!!! One due to the fact my poor single spoilt for choice brother danced with one girl much to the despair of another, who's sister couldnt take her emotionally distressed sibling being so upset and promptly started gushing buckets herself! In the corner one couple split up and consequently tears were leaked there too and in the other corner another cried for reasons still unknown!!! I do thus count myself a tiny bit lucky that after the initial OMG if he keeps this up I'm gonna hurl myself, all I got was, "Did I tell you I got Resident evil 5 special edition!? It was £20 instead of £40 and it comes in a metal box! :-)". Yes you did, 7 times!!!