Wednesday, 26 August 2009

Coming soon at an Ikea near you...Jeremy Kyle's face on a cushion!

I have hit the pits!!! After a successful interview this morning feeling pretty pleased with myself I thought nothing of crawling back into my duvet turning on my T.V and doing nothing for the rest of the day! I feel no shame!!!
That is of course until I hit ITV2!!! There is something wrongly satisfying about feeling cosy and smug wrapped in my duvet whilst some chavvy, trackie clad hooli-yob (check it, its in the Me dictionary!!!) is having their entire existence punched holes in by some court suit clad mouthy up-start! Mr Jeremy Kyle, shamefully I found myself completely absorbed in the shout fest unraveling in front of my eyes and found myself rallying the Kyle side! I have to admit that he doesnt strike me as the type of guy I would give a second thought to if he were to start shouting at me but some of these people are so dense I doubt as if they even realise what it is the tyrant is shouting at them! Its all such trash tv and yet I am so completely addicted today and :-O I put trackies on!!!
I am so glad that I can look out of the window of my parents 4 bedroomed house into the quiet suburban neighbourhood at a drive full of cars knowing that there will be no Jeremy Kyle gawping in trying to offer me "help!"

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